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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 03:28

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
How the Brain’s RNA Rings Are Formed - Neuroscience News
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Can a meme heal what therapy can't?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
Everyone loved it.
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Consequatur corporis quos perspiciatis tenetur vel totam.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
What is an easy way to get your driver's license?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!