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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 03:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

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So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Can a meme heal what therapy can't?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Consequatur corporis quos perspiciatis tenetur vel totam.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

What is an easy way to get your driver's license?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

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